May 2013
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algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
I was reading this as a flippant comment at first, but it really does seem like a good idea.
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imagineyourotp:
Imagine your OTP having a fetish for dry humping, heavy petting, grinding, clothed sex and other various forms of non-penetrative foreplay/sex.
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kirathrace:
I love doing my thing while someone else is in the room doing their thing. Like if you come over and you want to sit by the window and read while I sit on the floor drawing something and listening to a cd that would be very nice.
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rihyo:
i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body
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welcoming those summer days: Clothes I'm forced to... →
repair-her-armor:
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing…
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general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
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bioshck:
“hey dad, what does your tattoo mean?” *chuckles* “this old thing? it’s an old japanese proverb; it translates to ‘shinji get in the fucking robot’”
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Teachers are often unaware of the gender distribution of talk in their...
– [x] (via neighborly)
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faramircaptainofgondor:
so i’ve got one of these
if we’re mutually following each other, you can ask for it.
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the-nordwhostuck:
mark-gaytits:
Some resources for those writing medieval-type stories:
list of medieval jobs
more medieval jobs
lords of the manor
ladies of the manor
medieval ladies
medieval weapons
medieval names
more medieval names
guide to medieval terms
more medieval terms
how to write sword-fight scenes
armor
YES this is brilliant, thank you
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knightscrest:
SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL
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pizzalecki:
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss
YES PLEASE AND THANK
THAT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD AND CUTE AND FANTASTIC
Tumblr users
thequiveringspeedo:
lordlingenglish:
kia-kaha-winchesters:
runaeveena:
By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously. You have been warned.
The fanageddon is near
Holy shit.
God help us all
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hagekura:
twistedviper replied to your post: how i won over my girlfrien d i went up to her and…
LOL GO TO BED
why all i was saying is how i won over my girlfriend from quoting the american classic ‘space jam’ i have messages to prove this actually happened if u dont believe me ask her she still faints when i say it i cant believe this
that is THE BEST way to win over a girlfriend A+...
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stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
oshawott:
how dare u critical hit my pokemon only i can land critical hits
durkstrider:
whispers softly into the wind i just really want to do couple cosplay
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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thedarkchocolatedandy:
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knittedlampshade:
thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past
yeah actual ouch
My stomach literally cramps up thinking about it.
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts