Posted 1 hour ago
  1. me: oh gosh that character is attractive
  2. person: but she's the villain
  3. me:
  4. person:
  5. me:
  6. person:
  7. me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
Posted 1 hour ago
what about ruler of pun trash island
benevolentcannibal asked

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You’re just mad because I’m punderful

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.

(Source: the-only-uke-spy)

Posted 1 hour ago

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

Posted 1 hour ago

officialvarrictethras:

calebdenecutie:

okay yeah thats a nice otp youve got there but have you thought about them grinding in frilly/lace/silk panties????????

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(Source: azumoney)

Posted 2 hours ago

STOP SCROLLING

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

Posted 2 hours ago

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

Posted 2 hours ago
  1. Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
  2. Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
Posted 2 hours ago

maghrabiyya:

micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

Read the full list | Follow micdotcom

I’ve known too many women to be raped, had nurses and liaison officers tell them that they had enough evidence, and then the police do fuck all to the rapist and let him walk free and continue his life as normal while the victim has to struggle every day to cope with the shit they put them through.

This has happened to too many women I love. Way too fucking many.

One person I know who was raped, the police even found CCTV footage of the actual incident, but apparently that wasn’t enough to convict him either.

Think about that.

Posted 2 hours ago

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

Posted 2 hours ago

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

Posted 2 hours ago

sassyasspeterhale:

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again

(Source: capt-buckybarnes)

Posted 2 hours ago

thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

Posted 3 hours ago

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.